Showing posts with label motorcycle. Show all posts
Showing posts with label motorcycle. Show all posts

The Famous A537 Cat & Fiddle πŸ›£

The notorious Cat & Fiddle Road is a living legend of the motoring world. Most people have heard of the Cat & Fiddle as being one of the most dangerous roads in the UK and it can be when the weather is bad, which it is for most of the year in the north of England but don't let that put you off. If respected it can be miles of smiles πŸ˜„

So with a sunny weekend in June 2021 and a realisation that I have not ridden the Cat & Fiddle Road for over several years the challenge was there for the taking.

 

Pros

  • Bends

  • Bends

  • More Bends

  • Views (but you’re to busy looking at the next bend)

  • Cat & Fiddle Pub/Distillery/Film & TV location/ Turn around spot

  • Can be ridden gently or spirited

Cons

  • 50mph average speed cameras

  • Blind misleading bends

  • Traffic (Trucks, day trippers, cyclists)

  • Closed in bad weather

  • Few overtaking spots

Conclusion

The Cat & Fiddle Road is a must ride for anyone riding through the Peak District. Its a fun road to ride but bends can be deceiving. Don’t be afraid to have multiple runs on this road as you will get stuck behind traffic most of the time, especially when the weather is good. When the weather is bad, take the road steady and sensibly as the road can become very greasy due to articulated trucks using this route to get to the M6. A fun road, technical bends and a good test of roadcraft. Sure to put a smile on your face but take a sensible head with you as this legend is known for its bite if you’re not concentrating.


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Ride Safe & Eat Cake

Lardy 🧈

 

A hidden gem in the Peak District? πŸ›£

There are many hidden gems in the peak district and most of them are signposted but this one is a road that I find exciting no matter which direction I ride it. What is the road I am talking about? Its the B5056.


I’ve had this road on my radar for over a year and its my “go to” road for fun as it supplies a good amount of twisty road action and elevation changes. I am splitting the road into two sections, Stage 1 and Stage 2, as the A5012 cuts straight through the middle of the B5056.

Stage 1: B5056 from Fenny Bentley to Grangemill

Pros

  • Low traffic

  • Not too technical

  • Can be ridden gently or spirited

  • Peak District scenery

Cons

  • Dirty road surface near quarry

  • HGVs/day trippers/tractors

  • Few overtaking spots

 Stage 2: B5056 from Grangemill to A6

Pros

  • Little traffic

  • Cleaner road surface

  • Flowing bends – more technical

  • Can be ridden gently or spirited

  • Fewer HGVs

Cons

  • Few overtaking spots

  • Low lying manhole covers – suspension testers/back breakers

  • Day trippers/tractors

  • Narrower road (Fewer HGVs πŸ‘)


Conclusion

The B5056 is a great road to add to a trip around the Peak District if you’re looking for a road that will test your tyres or take in the unique scenery of the Peak District. This road has a good mixture of technical bends that can be read well and some that can be misleading. Stage 1 is steadier but has more HGVs due to the quarry at Grangemill. Stage 2 is entertaining from Winster Ore House (see picture below) to the A6. Be careful of the low lying manhole covers in the wooded part of Stage 2 as they can take your fillings out. The road is brilliant in both directions. I have ridden the B5056 many times and find Stage 2 of the road more enjoyable due to the densely packed bends close to Winster. 

 

Winster Ore House

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Lardy 🧈

A5004 Long Hill Road. A new favourite? 🏍


A lovely day in the peak district

It was a sunny start to a Sunday in October 2020, with another possible lockdown looming and 1 week till the 620mile service was due on the 390. I decided to put some much needed miles on the bike. I initially thought about going to Matlock Bath but decided to head in a different direction than I usually take, this decision took me towards the spa town of Buxton and I made my choice to ride the A5004 Long Hill road from Buxton to Whaley Bridge as I haven’t ridden it in over 7 years.

With some amazement I managed to get a clear run from Buxton to just outside of Whaley Bridge and back again without traffic. I did have cyclists to contend with but they were mostly well behaved. The route is made up of many fantastic bends and straights taking in the scenery of Goyt Valley, (which sounds like an insult) with the only let down being some questionable tarmac on a few bends. The elevation change on the road is around 230m(754ft) and I did notice this in the tighter corners because you pick up speed easily. 

 Riding the road down hill will have you grinning and gritting your teeth at the same time. Entering some corners can be exciting but the blind corners will have you wincing as there is only a barrier between you and a massive drop. On the uphill you just have to worry about on-coming traffic cutting the corners and worrying less about going over the edge and falling into Goyt Valley, this is because the road hugs the hills to the left side. I found the uphill a steadier pace as the bike didn’t want to run away in the corners. There are plenty of areas along the route where you can stop for a rest or turn around, just be mindful that some of theses are gravelled.

It might only be 7.8miles long but the A5004 is a real thrill ride. Get on it early, go in both directions as many times as you want and watch out for cyclists. A brilliant road if you’re in and around the Peak District. This might be in contention for my new favourite road, I think I’ll have to return to the A5004 and ride it again. What a problem to have!

The A5004 forms part of a triangle which includes the A537 Cat & Fiddle and B5470 “Highwayman” roads. I will be reviewing those roads in the future as a series so look out for that.

 Here is the route

 

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Ride safe & Eat cake

Lardy 🧈

KTM 390 Duke. One month of ownership, hows it been?

 


Its been a month? Wow time does fly when the world is looking worse for wear. Amongst all the panic and frustration going on, a ride on my 390 Duke has given me a small respite from the doom and gloom we’re surrounded with. The weather has been very well behaved in the UK over the past few weekends. Which is very odd for September but this has meant that I can get out on the road and enjoy the bit of freedom.


Just before purchasing the bike I got made redundant from my job but in a stroke of luck I walked straight into another and with the COVID-19 pandemic ongoing I thought I’d done pretty good for myself. I started my new job on the Monday after I got the bike so managed to take the 390 to work in the first week but Friday morning came around and I noticed the brake light didn’t work when holding in the front brake leaver. “Is this a sign of things to come…?” I thought but it turned out that a cable had come loose. So I made my first modification to the bike by wrapping the cable in question and the cable next to it together with insulation tape to stop them from coming out, I thought it looked like something that was done at the factory when I finished.


That same weekend I went for a big long ride early in the morning, to beat the traffic heading into the peak district and to get back in time for the FIM EWC 24hrs of Le Mans. I was about 2 miles from home when the oil light flashed on and then went off after two seconds “that’s strange” I thought “this should have plenty of oil in it”. This was not the case. My first action was to throw it at the dealership. If my bike was a 1290 Superduke I’d be jumping up and down in anger. Selling someone an expensive unicycle with no oil in it, great customer service! But topping up oil is an easy fix, buy oil and put it in, simple. So that's what I did.


I think what annoyed me was the 390 was put through a PDI (Pre-Delivery Inspection) like all new vehicles and someone ticked a box to say “yes, we’ve checked there's oil in it”, when in fact they hadn’t. Showing main dealers can be cowboys when no ones looking! I also got given a Spanish owners manual in my bike pack. How a bike that was probably destined for Spain ended up in North Staffordshire, is anyone's guess so my only real grumble about the bike isn’t the bike, its everything else that lead up to me receiving the 390.


Aside from my moaning, loose cables and hardly any oil in the sump, hows the first month been? I’m really enjoying the 390. Having done 400+ miles now I’m starting to get used to what the bike is like, I still can’t decide if 30mph is a 3rd or 4th gear job. And the 620mi (1000km) service cannot come sooner as I could do with the extra rpm for getting out of corners, overtaking tractors and doing 70mph. The service isn’t till mid October so I’m limiting myself to weekend riding so I can munch the miles in large quantities. I just hope the weather here doesn’t reflect the mood of the country.


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Ride safe & eat cake

Lardy🧈

The Cheekiest A-Road in the Peak District? 🏍

How does a 2.6mile piece of road get to be classed as an A-road? I thought A-roads were classed as trunk roads, big hulking roads that got swathes of people from the midlands to the seaside and back before motorways were a common thing. This piece of road network infrastructure I’m talking about is the A5270 just outside of Buxton in the Peak District.

As you can see in the picture above, this A-road is tiny (hence why I am calling it cheeky) but why label the road as an A-road? The road was unclassified for many years but in the 1980’s it got the A-road status to move traffic between the A515 and A6. So motorists didn’t have to battle through the back lanes of Cowdale and Flagg. I suppose you can call it a bypass. And what a bypass it is! Elevation changes, cambered corners and flowing bends. Sounds like the ideal road to ride on a motorbike but there are a few issues; HGVs, farm vehicles, day trippers and the compulsory 50mph Derbyshire speed limit. Those issues aside the road is really fun even at 50mph, one sharp bend is like riding a roller coaster, its great fun but get on the road early if you can.

I decided to add this road to my route on an early Saturday morning jaunt into the Peak District. The weather was brilliant for late August. I got to the A5270 from the A6 side just after 9:00am, so there was not that much traffic. The road starts with steady bends and an uphill section that's more fun going down the other way because the bend at the top of the hill is blind. Once at the top of the hill you can take in the scenery of the Peak District then start descending through steady curves to the fun part of the road.

To my surprise the truck I was following turned off, just at the most interesting section of the road, the start of four tightening bends, all within 0.3miles.

The first bend rounds to the left and slightly up hill which levels off into a right hand bend that's tighter than it looks (watch out for emerging vans from the side road). After, the road leads into a gentle left that tightens and drops down hill into a right hander at the bottom of the hill, again tightening. This last corner has positive camber so holding a line is easy to do, hence why I am calling it the roller coaster corner, as its close to being a 90 degree bend that shoots you up hill into a nice gentle left bend bringing you toward the last section of the road and the junction onto the A515.

View into "Roller Coaster Corner"

This road can take almost 5 mins to ride but that won't do for me. So I turned around, went back in the opposite direction to do it all again, then did the same at the A6 end, turned around and had another go. The tourists at the only bus stop on the road must of taken this as normal behaviour in the Peak District for motorcyclists. I did consider waving but thought better of it. πŸ˜†

After I had my fill of the A5270 twists and turns I decided to head towards home, as in my excitement to get out on my new 390 Duke I forgot to have breakfast, so food was calling and the EWC from Le Mans was starting also.

A great morning out on a great little road. What a find!

Does anyone else find a road/route they like and just keep riding up and down it? I’ve seen motorcyclists in Japan doing this on their mountain passes, riding sections of the road up and down, then moving to another section and doing the same. I never hear people talk about doing it in the UK, perhaps its seen as boring or unproductive. I’ve found it enjoyable, plus you get to know the road better! I think I’m going to do the same on other roads from now on.


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Lardy🧈

 

KTM 390 Duke – 125cc on steroids! 🏍

So after waiting for what felt like an eternity for the SWM Gran Milano 440, I moved onto looking for another motorbike, and to cut a long story about getting made redundant short, I found a new job and a bike pretty much in the same time frame. 
 
My new bike is the KTM 390 Duke. This bike didn’t come up on my radar due to me thinking that it would be well outside of my budget. How wrong was I! It was not much more than the SWM and came loaded with tech that's not on most high end bikes, like a TFT screen. It seemed the right bike for what I wanted. Light and powerful but not excessive.

Moody
Moody weather on the B5013

I have now had the bike for over a week and I am really impressed with it. It has the handling of a 125cc which makes this bike really agile around town in traffic, and out in the hills it shows that it can handle corners without hesitation. This might have something to do with the 390 Duke sharing the same frame and suspension as the 125 Duke. I took the 390 out to the B5013 the first day I had it to test how good it would be on one of my favourite roads, and I was very impressed. The light handling mixed with the power of 44hp makes the 390 Duke a wild ride.

I can see why the 390 Duke is marketed as “The Corner Rocket”. I also took the 390 out into the Peak District to see how well it would handle the ups, downs and bends of the Derbyshire Dales. When I returned from my journey I couldn't believe how far over on the tyres I had got. I’m surprising myself with how well I’m getting on with this bike and how comfortable I feel when I ride it. I think once the 600mile service has been done I’ll be able to really test the bike in the corners without having to keep one eye on the rev counter, due to the bike being in its "running in" stage, and the rev counter flashing at 6,500rpm to remind you to change up or slow down. Once the 600mile service is done, I'll give more detail on how the bike is with a full rev range.

A funny side to this bike is the under seat storage. There isn't much but it does come with a toolkit. And you'll manage to fit a small wedge of cheese in amongst the wires. Dovedale Blue is the cheese if anyone is wondering. πŸ§€

Cheese smuggling in action.

If you want an in depth review there are plenty on the internet but my small conclusion is; if you're after a bike thats practical around town and fun at the weekend, consider the KTM 390 Duke. Its not as expensive as you think and its got a lot more tech on it than its closest rivals. And at 44hp its got the legs to keep up with people on bigger bikes, you'll get them in the corners! Oh and the seat isnt too bad either.

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Ride safe & eat cake
Lardy 🧈

 

So Where's Lardy's Motorbike? πŸ™ˆ

So where’s the bike? Its still where it was when I said I'd have it. At the dealership. Its a complex issue, paperwork, the DVLA, importers going into liquidation and “that” pandemic thing lurking around the fringes causing everything to grind to a halt. I’m not upset with eveything going on with SWM but it was May 2020 that I said I was interested in the bike, so for it now to be August, I think I have waited long enough. Its also the other side of summer and after being told by the dealer that I might not see the SWM till the end of the year my decision was made to look for something else.

You may think that the hunt for a new motorbike would have to start all over again due to me choosing the SWM, a bike that fit my criteria at the time. To be honest I had a feeling that the SWM would not get sorted as quickly as I was lead to believe. During this past month I had already looked at other alternatives. I was considering a Honda NC750S and a Royal Enfield Continental GT 650 but after sitting on them in a showroom, which was not the issue here, manoeuvring the bikes off the bike was where the problems came out. I really can’t manoeuvre bikes comfortably when the kerb weight is 207kg+ to start with.

I also have to take weight into account when carrying a pillion. Lets do some maths. If I was to take the future misses out on a journey that's:

207kg for the bike (kerb weight)
plus 50-55kg for the pillion
equals 257-262kg,
and that's if the kerb weight starts at the low end of what I can’t manoeuvre.

This is why I am looking for a light weight motorbike, so when the other half comes out with me the total weight is not much more than 200kg (with full tank of fuel). On top of that, I want something that's got a decent amount of power as well. I don't want much do I? πŸ™„

All this aside, I may have found a motorcycle that fits this “newish” criteria, a bike that my future wife mentioned to me but I dismissed it as I thought it was going to be far too expensive, how wrong was I! I am not going to say what it is, as I have been told it could take up to 4 weeks before I get the bike. Yes, a pandemic, high demand for the motorbike and a manufacturer promotion means there are none available in my area at the moment. I was lucky enough to test ride the bike and was blown away with how it handled, lets just say its a 125cc frame with a bigger engine in. And no, its not a Honda CB300R.

Keep an eye on Twitter as I will post photos on there when I receive the new bike. I now also have Instagram. So you can follow me on there if you prefer more photos and less talking πŸ˜†


Ride safe & eat cake

Lardy 🧈


No Bike? What Happens Now?

Its now been over a month since I sold the SV. The saying is correct “You’ll miss it, when its gone”. Its true, not having a motorbike in my life made me feel like something was missing. After putting it off for as long as I could, I started looking for a new bike.

I made it clear to myself that the next bike was going to be under 600cc. I’m not the fastest rider and I’ve always had a soft spot for small capacity engines. I enjoyed my MZ ETZ 125 Saxon Sportstar and a Honda CBF125 when I was younger. I’ve also admired the cafe racer style since those 125cc days as well. Getting a Suzuki GS500E with clip-on style handlebars and bar end mirrors was a massive achievement for me back in 2011. It was the closest to a cafe racer I could get. So with small capacity and cafe racer on my mind off to the internet I went.

After trawling the internet and watching as many bike reviews as possible I shortlisted a Kawasaki Z400, Yamaha MT-03 and Honda CB300R. The reviews for these bikes were the usual “Great for A2 licenses or experienced riders looking for something a bit more practical”. OK, so suitable for everyone then? Don’t get me wrong there are good review websites out there but this was the message I was getting from most of them and they didn’t tell me much more. So grab a hat, put them all in, and pick one? This nearly happened but then I randomly came across a bike I’d never heard of but the criteria for what I wanted was right there, small capacity and cafe racer styling. This bike was the SWM Gran Milano 440.


SWM Gran Milano 440 πŸ˜€


Sexy right. No matter which angle you look at the bike, it looks good. And I have never seen a bike pull off copper gold like this bike. The Italians know how to design respectable looking motorbikes. After looking at the bike for far to long I showed the bike to the future wife and her reaction was;
“Oh, that’s nice. I prefer that to the Honda. I like the colour as well”. And that was my decision made for which motorbike to test ride. I found an SWM dealership 35 minutes away, on one of my favourite roads, the B5013. I took that as a sign and booked a test ride straight away.


The Test Ride

I loved every minute of it! Pulling out of the dealership and getting up to 50-60mph (80-96kph) was surreal as the bike didn’t want to rip my arms off, like the SV1000 did on numerous occasions, and hitting the first bend came up faster than expected but I pointed the bike in the direction I wanted it to go and it went round without any hesitation. It made me realise how much wrestling I had to do on the SV. The Gran Milano felt effortless, it handled like a 125cc with nearly 4 times the power on tap. I felt I was over correcting a lot but I put that down to getting use to the bike.

It took a few corners to get a feel of what gear the bike liked being in going through the bends. I think I was over cautious to be honest and was always selecting what felt like the wrong gear. After a couple more bends, an up hill straight and a frantic wave to a passing motorcyclist, I pulled in at one of the car parks next to Blithfield reservoir to the delight of the bird watchers. After a fight with finding neutral, and some nasty stares, I turned the bike around and left the Bill Oddy crowd behind. This was a quick test ride but my mind was already made up about this bike.

The ride back was much better, I was more comfortable with the gears and even got to overtake a car. Admittedly the overtake was downhill but the Gran Milano leaped up and flew passed with a lovely bark coming from the pipes. What I have failed to mention is the massive grin on my face I had through all bends and straights on this test ride. When you’re shouting “I’m ******* loving this!” into your helmet mid-corner you know the bike as sold itself to you.

Within minutes of getting off the bike I signed on the dotted line for the bike to be mine. Some paperwork needs to be sorted with the DVLA, and with the COVID-19 issue currently going on that is not happening very quickly, so the waiting game starts. Once I have the keys i'll be sure to post a blog about the first ride as an owner. Stay tuned.


Keep an eye out on Twitter as I am hoping to up my game on that platform with more content. Once I get the bike πŸ˜†


Ride Safe & Eat Cake! 🍰

Lardy 🧈

Time to move on

There comes a time when you have to accept that you're are not happy. This came to me during the start of 2020. Three members of my extended family passed away, my gran was diagnosed with cancer behind the knee (its an odd place but only my gran could get something there) that has resulted with an amputation of the leg, a far from perfect environment at my workplace and bloody CO-VID 19, which has lead to the postponement of my wedding. During all this a big question was hanging over my head, “Have I really enjoyed riding the SV1000 for the seven years I’ve had it?”.

The answer was simple, “No, not really” I had to be honest with myself, my motorcycle road craft still feels like it was when I bought the bike in 2013. For the record, I did buy some ebooks on motorcycle road-craft to help combat the issue. I started to feel some improvement and really enjoyed the rides I went out on but I still felt something of an issue deep down. I say issue but it was more like “issues”. In the few years since becoming a home owner, the bike was living at my parents house, which is 15mins from my home, this made going out for a ride feel like a chore due to sitting in traffic every time, and manoeuvring the bike was a painful because of the twice dislocated left shoulder I have. All these problems built up and came out whilst enjoying a beer and music in the garden one afternoon with the misses.
“I want a smaller bike. I’ve had enough of the SV”

“Thought so, you’ve never enjoyed that since you’ve had it” she said.
And that was it, decision made, the SV was going.

The big surprise came when I told my dad I wanted to sell the SV1000. Not the fact I was selling the SV, it was him making me an offer! It was reasonable, plus he’s fixed the SV1000 so many times when it came to number plate holders (won’t miss that problem!), so I accepted it. That was easier than I thought it was going to be, both of us got what we wanted, he got that second bike he’s been wanting and I sold a bike that I’ve never really been comfortable with. Dads a bit taller and bigger than me, also rides a Bandit 1200 which is heavier, so I see him having the SV as the last dance on a supersport bike before my mother tells him its time for a cruiser, which I think he’s looking forward to really.

The SV was defiantly a head turner of a motorbike, with two blue flame exhausts, not everyone was looking at it with delight. It was a talking point to many motorcyclist as to how rare the naked versions of the bike are and how good it looked with the tail-tidy. One of the fondest memories was bringing the bike back 170+ miles from Hampshire and a guy and his misses on a streetfightered Bandit 1200 came across two lanes of traffic and left the group they were riding with just to point at the bike and give the thumbs up.

So this is the end of the SV chapter. I see this as me getting older, maturing as a rider and wanting a new adventure. So what happens now I have no motorbike? "A change is better than a rest" is the saying, lets do it!  

Safe riding and cake eating. Not at the same time though!

Lardy

Trip Down The B5013 Plus The Vanishing Number Plate

So its a sunny day in the North of England, and after the trip to Hartington and only half way through my annual leave i was still searching for great biking roads. The B5013 from Uttoxeter to Rugeley has come up on the radar a few times, whether its been on bestbikingroads or on Visor Down websites, this road has been on the "to do list" since finding it.

The day starts with an air filter change, so yes the tanks comes off again, it was pretty straight forward, undid 7 threads and off it came, new filter in, copper-slip the threads and back they went, "simples" as they say.

Up and away!


Not Christina Aguilera dirty but still..

As you can see the old filter was not that dirty but its been in since i had the bike, so its 6 years old. I thought a new one will give me piece of mind.

To quote the old saying "Make hay while the sunshine's" i pretty much did, after everything was bolted up, i was off out hunting down the B5013. A steady ride through Cheadle and the surrounding area was calm and some what relaxing as the SV thumped along. As i was plodding past JCB World Parts i heard something that sounded like gravel being thrown under the rear of the bike, i thought nothing of it a continued (i think that was the number plate "doing one"). After clearing Uttoxeter i got onto the B5013 and the fun starts by sitting behind a car. I had to clear a VW Golf before i could stretch the legs (within the national speed limit) of the SV, once that had been achieved, and humming The Race by Yello in my head, it was sweeping bends and pure biking fun. The road was living up to the hype, i was quite lucky as there was little traffic on the road south bound, it felt like everybody wanted to get out of Rugeley on the other side. This was another road where you have to turn off it to stay on it (sounds weird, i know) but soon after the turn you get a spectacular view of Blithfield Reservoir from top of the hill you come over (Google Maps/Earth it). 

The clouds remind me of Now That's What I Call Music 33 or The Simpson's I cant decide

Most of the bends on the B5013 are gentle lefts and rights with minimal tight bends, so i can see the appeal of this road. I was changing between 3rd & 4th gear for most of the bends as the road was unfamiliar to me, err on the side of caution and all that! A tight left bend coming into Colton was entertaining, as what i thought to be a 3rd corner ended up being a 2nd gear corner at the last moment because the already tight bend tightens and narrows with a lovely brick wall greeting you on the offside of the road as you go round. The bend to the right soon after is a long 3rd gear corner, its brilliant, just watch for vehicles merging from the junction midway through the bend. With being on a V-Twin, getting the right gear is very important, as upsetting the bike mid-corner can be a day ruiner. Soon after i was at the end of the run, i stopped at The Yorkshireman pub to turn round and head back up the road again.

Crossing the reservoir again i pulled into a parking area (love that word). Took some photos then came to look at the back of the bike and noticed the plate had f***** off. "Not again" i said. Yes it happens every couple of years. No wonder everyone at the parking area gave me odd looks, not just because i was faffing with my phone.

Desktop wallpaper anyone?

There's a big yellow legal requirement missing in this picture, can you guess what it is?
Now came the embarrassing part of riding back without a number plate, getting worried that the police are going to pull me over. Which they didn't. I went back to base the same route i came through so i could find the number plate in question, which i didn't but on arrival back my parents house my dad informs me that he lost the last number plate on my SV around the same area i thought i lost this latest one? What had failed on the number plate holder was the holder itself and not the bracket, which was good in a way, so we're now tasked with creating a holder that is thicker and can put up with the stress. Thin aluminium has failed twice on us now so its looking like steel for the job. The number plates flaps a bit causing aluminium to crack then break. This is also a reason for not having a tail tidy as they can cause issues such as this. Which is starting to get old now.

After the talk of number plates, Blithfield Reservoir and cup of coffee, i took the opportunity to do some general maintainers on the SV. The left mirror has never sat flush with the hole. So after taking the mirror out and cleaning some gunk that was on the thread, i noticed there was the some s*** in the hole, now came the task of removing it. As i said in my last blog. I've been watching Delboy's Garage on YouTube and something he said on a video stuck with me, "be methodical" which translates to "take your time" round here an that's what i did. It was a case of wind in the thread, wind it out again and blow the crap out of the hole, each time got the thread a little further into the hole. It was a total of 45 minutes till i got all the way to the bottom of the hole but the birds and the local cat got entertainment out of me cussing and pulling faces. I got a lot of delight out of completing that task, I feel I've gained confidence from it and now i know what to do if a situation like that comes up again "take your time".

I'd also noticed that the chain on the bike was a bit slack, so again i tasked myself with tightening it, guided faithfully by dad. I've never done much maintenance on my own bike (i always got dad to do it) but since I've left home and hit 30 I've become a bit more involved in cleaning cars & bikes but also looking after them mechanically as well. I suppose you could say that's what comes with having a mortgage, outgoings and a boring desk job. If everything is looked after and working, it wont tend to break which means it wont cost to fix. I'm all about saving money, means more money for cake!

Yes the back wheel needs cleaning, i know
The chain and sprocket will probably be changed next time it goes slack as i am running out of adjustment but i think that is the original chain and sprocket for the bike and they have done really well for how old the bike is (15 years old btw). I again felt a boost in mechanical confidence as i know how to tighten a chain, it was not as stressful as i thought it was going to be.

With all the jobs done it was time for lunch and then for me to disappear back to my own dwelling and crack open a Belgium beer.

So i might go quiet for a while as the bike is off the road till the number plate holder gets made. Might see if i can get out on my dads Bandit 1200, see what the hype about Bandits are (lol).

As always ride safe and eat cake

Lardy


Here is the route I took.

Trip to Hartington

So with the SV fired up, happily ticking over now and a week off from work, it was time to get out. Where the hell should I go? One place I've always wanted to go that was not to far from me was Hartington in the Peak District. Everyone i know has been there, so you could call it "afraid of missing out" but when i was looking for a road to ride the road to Hartington looked like it could be fun.

The roads to get there involved the A52, B5053 & B5054. The A52 isn't anything to write home about it starts in Newcaslte-Under-Lyme and ends in Skegness and I've only done the Newcastle-Under-Lyme to the M1 part (which is a big chunk) and cant get enthusiastic about it, well the bit dropping into Ashbourne has a nice view on a Sunny day.

After getting off the A52 at Froghall I went along the B5053. Which leads from Froghall to all the way to Buxton but I was getting off this road just after Warslow. The first part of the road you have uphill hairpins which was a bit tricky on the SV, was it a 1st gear hairpin or 2nd gear hairpin, 1st was working so i stuck with that but the snatchy throttle didn't make it easy. After which the road opened to national speed limit but was then cut short once i hit Ipstones. You go in and out of speed limits a lot in the Peak District. The stretch between Onecote and Warslow was particularly fun when a series of down hill bends turned up (see below). 

Weeeeee!

Once out of Warslow it was onto the B5054 to Hartington. It was a nice steady plod into Hartington but i noticed an odd vintage car coming passed, i thought nothing of it until a couple of seconds later another went passed, then another after that, spider senses were tingling, "am i turning up in a vintage car meet?" i asked myself but alas no, Hartington was quiet, a part from me braaaping into town and waking everyone up at just after 10am. "Yes, the tourist from the city is here".

I parked up near what looked like the local duck pond and noticed the Old Cheese Shop. The shop had to be done, the wife loves cheese so it was a no brainer. Hartington is known for its Hartington Stilton cheese or Hartington Blue as I've always known it. The creamery closed in 2009 so i don't known if the stuff i bought was the real deal or not but i was doing the tourist thing! I got a sense that Hartington is a tea room and hiking crowd kind of venue and i was right. No more than 5 mins of faffing with photos, gloves and helmet, i went to walk the 30m to the cheese shop but just as i did four cars turned up in convoy which halted me, i couldn't believe with how quiet Hartington was (after i switched the SV off!) that rush hour traffic turned up to halt me getting to the cheese shop and low and behold they were all hikers. I began chuckling to myself, just my luck, i only have to walk 30m and get stopped by a line of traffic in the middle of nowhere.

From the bike to the shop, that was the distance to cover and had to wait for traffic.

I purchased cheese whilst some other hikers came in, sampled cheese, then left without buying anything. I know there is hiking trails around the area so i bet the ladies in the cheese shop are used to people coming in eating some samples and f*****g off but they got £6 out of me so they were winning today. I bought Hartington Bomber cheese and Hartington Stilton. After i stuffed cheese into whatever pocket i could, i went over to the water pump and noticed yet another vintage car with the owners standing next to the pump and writing something down on a clip board. "Are you doing a Rally?" i asked to which the answer was "yes, we are", i then proceeded to ask what car they were driving. It was a 1915 Ford Model T, it sounded good and was very tidy, i was surprised with how big it was compared to the modern cars around it.


Duck Pond
Then again, to make me chuckle, after the Model T disappeared a rattly old Vauxhall Astra Mk3 diesel chugged passed followed by a (seen better years) camper van. "Yep, we're in the sticks" i said to myself, as i noticed one bloke checking out the SV. There were a few motorbikes around (there's one next to the cheese shop sign in the photo above, well camouflaged though) so one must of been his as he then watched me fire the SV up and leave, he must of been bored. I shall return to Hartington as some point, maybe sooner if the cheese is up to scratch. 

And so i carry on down the B5054. The section from Hartington to the A515 was brilliant but just after you get into the groove it ends and your then on the 50mph road of the A515. I hate this road, its 50mph from Ashbourne to Buxton but that's like a lot of roads in the Derbyshire Dales. So after the shortest of blats on the A515 it was onto the B5012 which was national speed limit. The B5012 is a good road, i remembered if you carry on through Grangemill it becomes the Via Gallia Road which is a cracking bit of tarmac, when the weathers been good.

From Grangemill back to the A515 is the B5056. Wow, how have i never been on this road, its one of the best roads I've ridden for a while. It has a really nice flow to it but it does follow the valley bottom. The road starts with riding past the quarry which covers the bike with damp lime dust, the road is OK but you just have to watch it in the corners as there can be some water left from the trucks turning out of the quarry but after that its pure dry lefting and righting, with a small straight towards the end but by the time your back at the A515 you'll have a smile on your face about a mile wide. I thought the B5053 & B5054 were going to be the roads i most enjoyed but the B5056 was the surprise winner it just kept on giving! I will have to do that road the other way next time.

Another angle of Hartington
On to Ashbourne down the dreaded A515 but not for long. I realised in Ashbourne that my backside gets very warm sitting in traffic but it might have something to do with a cylinder being in close proximity. I only notice it when the engine temp goes off towards 100C. Out of Ashbourne i take the B5032 to Cheadle but miss the turning for Cheadle and carry on the B5030 to Uttoxeter. Yes you have to turn off the B5032 to carry on the B5032. I missed the turning because the bushes lining the road had not been cut back so the sign was hidden amongst the foliage, i usually spot the big white local route signs but this time mother nature was playing mean girl. 



After a decent and nice view of JCB HQ (lovely lake) i committed to going Uttoxeter way, thought i might pick up the B5013, which is one of the best biking roads in England but i missed the tuning for the A518 in Uttoxeter town centre and ended up on the B5027 towards Stone. At first i though it was going to be a 30mph jobby for most of the route but then it went to national speed limit and became a nice road, it had a few uphill right handers which i cocked up on with the gears. I've been trying some advanced riding techniques plus Ive just got back on a bike after a year off, so i might concentrate on riding before going overboard with the advanced stuff but what advanced stuff i did apply i was pleased with the outcome.

I made a turn for Hilderstone on the B5066 as i was getting hungry and needed the toilet, so home was the only option as most of the pubs on the B5027 & B5066 weren't open or closed years ago. Once under the A50 and having a little braaap and a "I know where that road is moment", i was back on familiar roads and headed back home but not before the fuel anxiety light came on at the bottom of a hill descending into Cheadle. It couldn't make its mind up until i was out of Cheadle whether it was going to stay on. A stop off at the petrol station confirmed it was time for home as my backside was putting in a grievance.


So that was my trip to Hartington via a unplanned way back, overall it was good fun. Im going to do the B5013 while im off so hope to give feedback on that route soon.

Heres the best effort of the route i took.


Idly Ticking Over Or Not In This Case.

So after the first ride of the year there was a problem with the idle speed of the SV. We thought it was sorted, nope, it was still apparent when we decided to go out for a little blat over to Hartington in the Staffordshire Moorlands. I arrived promptly at my parents house were my dad was cleaning the bird sh** off the front of his Bandit 1200. So after the faff (this is the most used word in British motorcycling) of bird sh** and my dad getting ready, we fired the bikes up and were ready to go.

I hit the starter and knew from that instant that something was up as, low and behold, it wasn't idling properly. It was very warm and i thought the bike sitting for a while may be the issue but when i went to give it some beans at the end of the road, on the way to get petrol, and the sudden kick in the back i got was the indicator that one of the cylinders (there's only 2) was misfiring. So after fueling up and faffing with the idle screw some more it was back home to mum & dads to assess the situation.  So much for going to Hartington.

So after some head scratching and deep thinking we decided we would throw it at a local mechanic and see what the problem was......but after a nights sleep, i woke up Sunday morning and pondered over some birthday cake whether i should do the job myself. I've been watching Delboy's Garage on YouTube lately and enjoyed how he creates things from nothing and over comes issues with whats available to him. I felt inspired by Delboys videos and thought i should at least try, its only 2 spark plugs ffs!

Let the faff commence


Once 2 NGK CR8EK plugs had been purchased i had the joy of fitting them. All i can say is its a bloody faff as usual (that word again). Getting to the back cylinder required the tank lifting up which was easy but because i bought the bike with a tail tidy already on it, of course there was no prop stand for the tank under the rear seat because, you know, when you put a tail tidy on you angle grid the old tail piece off! I can't blame the last owner because he bought it with the tail tidy on as well. So a good old block of wood to the rescue.

That looks cosy!

 Looking under the tank, dad came out with his typical dad comment "that's a tiny tank", my reply was "tell me about it, 140 miles then the petrol anxiety light comes on". We noticed that someone had left a message for us on the air tank (see above). "New Air filter 21595" thanks for that, you could of put it in the service book or manual instead of leaving it for us to find. It's a good job that a new air filter has been ordered, so with me now knowing what is needed to lift the tank i can do that next week. With the faff of the rear plug done and noticing that some of the sensors on the bike are Mitsubishi, which made me chuckle, it was onto the front cylinder. Ha! the rear was easy because of all the space, the front required you try to avoid tw**ing the radiator with all manner of tools, the biggest one being the one doing the job but with all cap faffing and feeling were the spark plug was the trusty Suzuki tool kick spark plug socket won the title of best puller of the day! It was the only spark plug socket that properly gripped the plug.

With the new plugs dropped in and tightened 1/2 turn passed finger tight, which seems like a lot in my book but..OK, Then came the moment of truth, Have i installed the plugs properly? Did that Mitsubishi sensor go back on? Time to hit the Starter button and find out......the SV rumbled into life. Success! The idle was happy and didn't cut out and sounded very smooth but you would expect that with new plugs. After came the job of putting copper slip (anti-seize compound) on all the threads and reinstalling them back into the bike, a tedious task but worth the effort, it makes getting threads out so much easier in the future, all motorbikes should come out of the factory's with copper slip on the threads but never mind, that's a debate for another day.


So after the thought of sending the SV to be fixed, £22 for spark plugs and a couple of hours of my own labour the idling issue was solved, simples. Time to throw my leg over and get out on the bike. Its the best feeling ever! Fixing your bike then getting out on it, also being rewarded with a Vanilla Slice comes close as well.


My advice for you on all the above would be: 
  • If the bike comes with a tail tidy have a look to see how much of a mess has been made underneath because the tank prop stand is the first to be throw away.
  • Copper-slip every thread that going back into the bike (but not the spark plugs!) so you can get the threads off again.
  • Go to YouTube to see if anyone has done a video of removing spark plugs on your bike, helps loads, builds confidence and gives an idea of whats ahead.
  • Its OK to faff then faff some more. Its part of motorcycling maintenance anyway.
  • Make sure there is something at hand to catch the custard that flies out the side of your vanilla slice. Pro tip: Cutting the vanilla slice in half can control CME (custard mass ejection) of the slice.
Ride Safe & Shiny Side Up

Lardy

Bugger..That Aint Coming Off

So the MOT for the SV1000 is due at the end of May 19. So as part of my objective to get back on my SV and start riding a lot more, i decided to change the oil because i felt like i needed to get hands on with the bike again.

I'm at my parents house, where the SV currently lives and get straight to sorting the oil change out. The evening started off well, the folks were in good spirits, the weather was drizzly but warm which brought the waft of an original Belstaff Trialmaster hanging in the garage to the front of the senses, bloody hell wax cotton is a smell you don't forget but its a smell that gives me (and probably others) a great sense of nostalgia. That jacket was the first motorcycle jacket I had when I was sixteen. It was my dads, so i inherited it when i got my first set of wheels but thinking back to that time, what a sight i was on a Yamaha AeroX with a Trailmaster, very baggy jeans and Wrangler boots, the word badass doesn't spring to mind but the words "you can smell him before you see him" do. Once I'd had a enough of the Belstaff it went into my parents garage loft where it grew mold for many years but then got brought out to see if it could be brought back to life as a day to day coat, which is why its hanging in the garage or maybe to kill off insects and deter local wildlife, I'm unsure. I wonder if David Beckham or Ewan Mcgregor's £550* Belstaffs have starting growing mold?

Anyway, oil change. After warming the engine up and getting excited about 10W40 flowing, the sump plug came off ok, oil filler cap came off ok but the oil filter "f*** no, that aint coming off!" were the words both me and my old man described on several occasions for the issue we were having. It just wouldn't come off! This filter might have been on for six years because none of us can remember ever changing it but you would still think it would come off easily but we tried and tried, to the point of hammering a screwdriver through and trying to wind the filter off that way but still no luck, this thing would not budge.

The aftermath
We have a suspicion that whoever put the filter on (yes, it could be us) didn't lube the bottom of the filter, then decided to swing on the damn thing (not like us tbh) to tighten it. So we admitted defeat and managed to organise the local bike garage we use to come and pick it up, with the MOT due they might as well have a go at getting that bloody filter off and do the MOT whilst there, it also saves me from standing round at the bike garage at the weekend waiting for the MOT to be done with all the other folks who are there for MOTs, plus the weather doesn't look good but that's the UK for you!   

Can't to see what the damage to my pocket will be.

Safe riding and cake eating. Hope your oil change goes ahead better than mine!

*my dad paid nowhere near that for his plus the factory shop was only a couple of miles down the road.

First one of the year!

It always feels good to get back on the bike after the winter break, if you don't have the winter off and ride on through the winter, RESPECT! Been there, done that.

I read on the Biker & Bike website a piece about getting back on a bike after the winter break and the tagline stuck with me "Don't let the first ride be the last" or something along those lines. With me not riding my Suzuki SV1000 for just over a year this line hit me hard. Having dislocated my shoulder twice in the past and having doubt in my mind about riding, understandable i suppose, that tagline grounded me when i was getting excited about getting back on the bike, reminding me not to over do it.

So this first ride of the year went ok. Shoulder was fine, bike was not. Its the usual though when a bike hasn't moved for 6 months (maybe more in my case). It was obvious that it was running on old fuel as it was a bit lumpy to say the least (yes its a V-twin so it can be a bit lumpy, i know) add to that the idle speed was not high enough so when i came to a stop...it cut out. So it was eventful you could say but also very enjoyable. Me and my old man (he rides a Suzuki Bandit 1200) had a laugh and we realised we hadn't rode together since I left home.

Well if you got this far, thank you for reading, as you can tell I'm glad to be back on two wheels and I hope to use this blog to show my enthusiasm. Watch out for more content, it may include cake and maybe test rides of bikes (its something I've told myself to start doing) and the odd happening from the world of motorsport.

Ride safe folks

Twitter: @BikerLardy